garry blogs

Man, check out this 1-click site. It’s soooooo simple, but so darn funny, i almost fell out of my office chair.

I swear, you gotta see it. I swear, you GOTTA see this!

Hmm i don’t usually do these silly quizzes, but a friend’s result turned out pretty funny and the obituary thing was really striking at my curiosity so i did check it out:

Finally after many miserly years, Garry Huang died with a small grimace. He will be terribly missed by the guys at the Legion.

Quietly in a modern art museum, Garry died before telling anyone where they buried their treasure. Garry will be terribly missed by many a local transsexual prostitute.

Ah wells. See your future newspaper ad here.

A good friend just reminded me unconsciously why I should get out of IT. Initially, I took the IT route because it was simple. Fun, too. But I realized in university that IT as a hobby is fun and challenging, but IT as a career? Bad mistake (for me anyway).

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And it looks like Singaporeans have the fastest walking speeds, and thus the busiest pace of life, in the world! We took 10.5 seconds to walk 18m, in a survey conducted worldwide.

We need to do something about this… I won’t want to be a hard and fast streetwalker, now would you?

Nevermind if you missed the joke.

And so it came to be that my MSN nickname got quoted in Singapore’s New Paper on 7th May.

Not the full thing, unfortunately, but good enough to make a point. Singaporeans have got to realize that talent is global and STOP condemning scholars for their apparent lack of gratitude in having an iron rice bowl in a scholarship.

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What if I told you that 99% of people in this world suffer from a harmless condition that made them sleep 5 hours more than necessary every day? Or what about if I told you that you could be just as energetic, just as productive as someone who slept 10 hours a day by just sleeping only THREE (3) hours a day?

Sounds bizarre? Sure does to me. But seems like it’s true, as many bloggers such as tes from kuro5hin and Steve Pavlina would testify. And it’s something that’s got me seriously excited! I want to try this, for curiosity if not nothing. I’m going to have to try to find 2 weeks free time for this…
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