Words women use - and what they really mean!
I’m so going to get killed for this, but hey it’s pretty… err. not untrue. hahaha :p
Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when you they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means “something” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.
Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission, DON’T DO IT!
Loud Sigh - Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.
That’s Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks - This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you’re welcome and then steadily and cautiously back out of the room slowly.
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November 26th, 2006 at 2:26 pm
LOL I wonder if some of these apply for men as well. Someone should really come up with a list for men.
November 26th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
Hmm, mostly true to some extent.
But, for the last point, did you copy that from the “Words Men Use - and what they really mean” and pasted it here?
Haha